Helluvablog

I wanted to get back into posting and the habits of talking about me and stuff around me so I thought I’d do one of those wanky questionnaires that people always e-mail you. Came out something like this…

1. What was the last meaningful thing you did?
   Care
2. What was your first love like?
   Painful, embarassing and one-sided
3. What do you wish you could tell your parents?
   anything
4. What is the one thing you would never do, no matter how much money was offered?
   Eat shit and die
5. What are your favorite sounds?
   harmonies. tight female vocal harmonies.
6. How do you “get over someone”?
   a period of hate, a period of acceptance and a new one.
7. Do you like cartoons?
   Who would possibly answer no
8. 8. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?
   Yes. I’ve also contemplated eating cat shit and flying to the moon in a carrier bag.
9. How old were you when you gave/received your first kiss?
   10-11
10. How do you deal with anger?
    1.swear. 2. breathe deeply 3 swear again and hit something. 4.Fix broken thing 5. Shoot germans online.
11. What is your opinion on bisexuality?
    Whatever.
12. In a perfect world, what would you be?
    Immortal
13. How tall are you?
    Dunno – 5’7″ – 5’8″ish
14. Do you ever feel invisible?
    Surely one would look invisible and not feel it.
15. Would you be willing to go on Temptation Island?
    I’m single so… sure :0)
16. Do you keep a journal?
    no
17. What is the most unusual gift you bought for somebody last Christmas?
    A book on Endangered Parrots
18. Why do you fail?
    Who says I fail?
19. Do you write snail mail to anyone or do you mostly email?
    E-mail. Haven’t written a letter in 16+ years
20. How do you feel about pornography?
    It’s mostly shit but it serves a purpose and can be fun.
21. What is heaven like?
    What is Santa Claus like?
22. What do you have on your walls?
    Pictures, a Renoir Print, photos, cymbals, a tambourine, Indian (asian) wall hangings, L-plates, a frisbee, a hat, postcards a grip-strengthener concert tickets, flyers… I’ll stop there
23. What is hell like?
    What is fairyland like?
24. What is the most embarrassing CD in your collection?
    Brandi & Monica “The Boy Is Mine” – you don’t even want to know about my vinyl
25. What is in your fridge right now?
    Stuff. Sauce. Hummous, salsa, milk, pitta bread oj… and porridge oats. Don’t ask why I keep them there, I just do.
26. If you could talk to yourself as a five year old for five seconds, what would you say?
    Learn everything – suck your teachers dry.
27. If Satan appeared to you right now, what would he say?
    “Hello, I’m Satan. And you thought I didn’t exist. MooHAHAHAHAHAH! Fear me.” etc
28. What should people pay more attention to?
    Detail
29. Left handed or right?
    Left, of course.
30. What about you would surprise other people?
    Most stuff. Scratch the surface a bit.
31. What is your favorite poem?
    Scratch’d by a fall, with moans;
    As children of weak age,
    Lend life to dumb stones whereupon to vent their rage.
    And bend their little fists,
    And rate the senseless ground.
32. What is a guilty pleasure you have?
    Pleasure is nothing to be guilty about. I like what I like.
33. What book changed your life?
    Fist-Fucking By Numbers

So, that’s me I suppose.