Two Wrongs

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Update: YouTube got rid of the video on me so here's the song again. Not quite the same without seeing Snoop line dancing and singing the chorus with Willie Nelson, but I still like it.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. That's what my mother used to say to me.
There are many things that I have found over the years to prove my mother wrong. Unfortunately, as child I didn't know what I know now so she got away with it all.
I didn't know, for instance, that if you take the sickly-sweet wrongness of Malibu, mix it in equal measure with the equally, barfmakingly wrong Bailey's Irish Cream and pour it over ice, the double wrongness become very, very right.
Similarly, take two other very, very wrong things:

• Country & Western music and
• Snoop Doggy Dog(g?)

I know what you're thinking - "there's no need to worry about those two getting together beacuse... well... you know..."
Either one of these alone is enough to make me gnaw my own foot off to escape it and yet... Mom, you lied to me again...