Be careful, you clumsy oafs!

My ma is in remission from the cancer that had her in hospital for the first half of the year, no sign of it apparently.
Goz is out of hospital and back home. Apparently seems mostly ok except that sometimes he's shocked and surprised by the presence of his left hand as though he's forgotten that it existed. Cue many wanking jokes from his friends. Hi Goz. See you in the pub soon I hope.
Wolf is on the mend and back on SXC and here.
Lovely Jane is pootling around like a good 'un on her crutches and only needs one more operation on her hip.
Now, would everybody I know be just a little more careful and look after themselves just a bit better because 2003 has been the bloody Year of the Hospital for me and I'm beginning to talk like a doctor. You've been warned - next person I know that winds up in hospital gets a shoeing.