Maffu's Words Of Wisdom

An occasional bout of pontification

Things that I have learned the hard way (take note now kiddies...)
When visiting your family for the first time in years, make it a short one.
Never go to the gym with a hangover.
Sportswear is the Armani of the poor.
Cake is not a good substitute for a relationship.
Smiling like a simpleton and waving like a child deters even the most livid road-rager.
Willpower is not an effective contraceptive.
Beer is not made of Magic.**
An evening of chilled out ska choons will always be ruined by some twat with a mic.

Well, I think I've established that not much is going to happen on this page of a weekend - too busy dealing with hangovers or preparing new ones. Anyway, I think I hear some Magic calling my name...

**Although sometimes it is very good at faking it.